"Wait a minute! Shouldn't that be Jade and Mei-Ling here?!"
"Mei-Ling, I think I hear momma calling me. I'll be right back" Jade runs off and Mei-Ling snickers.
"There is no Bully stick. I don't like them, but Jade loves to chew on them. I knew she would fall for the Ole Bully stick trick. Doesn't she know what part of the bull she is sticking in her mouth? Guess that's a silly question because we are talking about Jade, who likes to eat poop"
"So, as I started to say before Jade interrupted me, welcome to my blog. Momma has been neglecting updating things here, so I'm going to take it upon myself to let everyone know what's been going on"
"We had an interesting winter this year. Some days seemed like winter with hail, sleet and snow"